First day of this new class
Holy hell, my professor isn't objective in the least
I can tell these two and a half hours each week
will be a struggle to survive
I already want out, not 2 hours in.
I came to learn, not hear him proselytize.
I've shut him out
All I can focus on are varicose veins and coffee stains
His face is very familiar, yet I can't place it.
Moments later it comes to me
He looks like Flounder.
Not the fish, but the frosh.
That chubby loser from Animal House
Plus 60 years.
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